Matches That (Sorta) Matter
Posted by Brodie under: CanWoz, Caro, Eastbourne, Sorana Banana

Agreed Caro. I made that same face when I saw your outfit, too.
I sort of figured this would happen. Aravane is confident, and hits wickedly flat. 6-4, 1-6, 6-3 for Goldschlager. Caro doesn’t like having to dig down and get balls, even though she’s not bad at it. She needs the ball up so she can hammer it around and have her way with things. No can do. Boo face.

Remember when I sarcastically backhanded Sorana Banana yesterday? Well not only did she step up her game, she defeated French Open champion Franny in her first match back… and in straight sets. So… are you back now? Have you finally returned to the state of bright, sweet, not over powering banana instead of a gross, browning, too-much-potassium banana? I sure hope so.
Oh, and Canada’s last remaining light lost to some 18 year old British qualifier. Seriously girl, where your head at? Wait, she lost to this girl?

OK. I guess you can stick around then.
ok, seriously, i’ve got to know! i’m romanian and new to your blog and please tell me how the whole “sorana banana” thing started! is it beacause she eats a lot of bananas (didn’t notice) or just because it rhymes?
. subscribed.
that said, your blog is fuuuuny
LOL. It’s because it rhymes. And it’s cute. And you gotta love her. Check the hilarious gif up in the dictionary above ^ Thanks for the comments!
oh, and also: hai sorana! against kuzi. that would be soooo sweet.
yes, the gif is crazy funny. the big head is killing me everytime
Yeah, you gotta love her, she’s so sunny! if only she would win more… yesterday broke my heart…
i’m from the same town as her, targoviste. and my mom is her little brother’s romanian teacher
very good kid, really tall, he’s into basketball. really nice down-to-earth family, too, my mom says.