Monf and Ljubs are both out of Estoril. Wrinkley Old Knob Head is being bothered by the muscle strain that kept him out of Rome, Monf, on the other hand, is just plain sick.

“I hardly slept an hour last night,” he said. “I was sick three or four times… I hope to go to Madrid [next week], but I’m not sure. I’ll have to wait and see how I feel.”

I know I’ve ripped on the guy for playing out of his mind (like many people have) but he’s still damn entertaining. Finally he gets re-un-injured… and then he gets a stomach virus. That’s just plain shit unlucky. Feel better, man.

Oh, and JCF is apparently out of Madrid with… wait for it… knee? Wrist? Knee? Wrist?… If you guessed knee, you’re right! Lame.