The Fuck?
Posted by Brodie under: JJ, Monterrey, Sorana Banana

JJ dropped out in the opening round of Monterrey to some human being by the name of Anastasija Sevastova in 3 sets. Ana fans can at least be hopeful, with her new coach and all that, and even though she can’t toss a ball, I’m pretty sure she could beat the 72nd ranked player in the world (pretty sure.) These girls really need to figure out what the hell is going on. JJ is far from the automatic player she used to be.
And in other saddening news, Sorana Banana was dumped out by Errani 2 and 3 and has won one match on tour all year. Girl, it’s March. Sigh.
from my comments guy:
Sevastova rallied from 5/7 1/3* to beat Jelena Jankovic in two hours, 29 minutes. The 19-year-old Latvian was solid in the rallies and fended off 14 of the 20 break-points faced. Jankovic struggled to penetrate with her serve and did receive medical attention in the third set, which may go some way to explaining the collapse, though Sevastova matched the Serb off the ground and played the big points well. (Forum extract) “JJ had no clue how to deal with Sevastova’s push balling, it ended with JJ trying to come to the net a bit to break up the slow baseline rallies that she kept losing as her volleys just sit midcourt.” — “What was even worse about this match is that she took a MTO after being broken for the umpteenth time. Girl has absolutely no class. I guess she will blame something for her loss rather than her opponent just basically outplaying her.” Sevastova 5/7 6/4 6/4.
Not looking good for JJ, sounds like there is no plan B under pressure
“No plan B under pressure” indeed, and nothing new. Masha had a pretty solid point when she said “is her last name Jankovic”? Don’t really watch many JJ matches so I don’t know technically what’s going on, but the girl needs a bit of a head check.
Oh Sorana…
I have nothing else to say. This is getting worse then Ernie.
Bla,bla…I say.
Wouldn´t be so sure about Ana beating Sevastova,ehem.
I dont know why keep on comparing her to Ana or viceversa…but if you want to do so, watch the Fed Cup tie again.
JJ has back problems and can call for a MTO whenever she pleases and don´t get me started on Masha “Shoulder boohoo”…
I guess Sevastova find that recipe on how to beat Serbian girls without having second thouths, haha!