Sorry guys. Gonna cut posts for the finals (I’m way late by this point and I only caught a bit of the Buenos Aires one anyway.) Also, since the week has already started, and you’ve done your tennis pool picking, I’m going to keep this post to the bare minimum. Don’t worry, I’ll be posting through the week, and hopefully catching a little bit of action. Next week I’ll have this post up by Sunday for sure. I also think I’m just going to start picking who I think is going to win the tournament, for the hilarity of it. And because no one cares if I’m wrong, and I can pretend I’m a genius if I’m right.

Men – Dubai (500)

Official Site: Here
Draw: Here
Top Seeds: Nole, Muzz, The Fuzzy Koala, Jo?, Marin
Random Dude I Think Will Win: Muzz

Joint – Acapulco (500 & International)

Official Site: Here
Draws: Men & Women
Top ATP Seeds: Fergasm, Gonzo, Ferru, JCF
Top WTA Seeds: Venus, Agnes, Dulkbag, Sorana Banana (already lost), CSN
Random Dude I Think Will Win: Gonzo
Random Chick I Think Will Win: CSN

Men – Delray Beach (250)

Official Site: Here
Draw: Here
Top Seeds: Who gives a fuck?… er… T-Haas (lost), Ivo, Becker Jeremy.
Random Dude I Think Will Win: …Ivo? There’s fucking nobody interesting in this ENTIRE tournament save for maybe Ernie. Holy.

Women – Kuala Lumpur (International)

Official Site: Here
Draw: Here
Top Seeds: Lena, Nails (already lost, WTF), JZ, Kleybs
Random Chick I Think Will Win: JZ