Hear that sound? Its the sound of your brain dripping out your ears.

Dina retired against JJ (see girl, that’s how you REALLY give away a match) and is done for the year. Epic sad face. And yes, Vera is in.

Venus won the first set against her sister… and then, yup, lost the next two. A clue, Sherlock! And since Dina is dunzos, and ReRe won a match, she gets more points, and she’s your new number 1! Strangely enough I can’t even ask “has she called it a year yet?” since she’s rather oddly playing Fed Cup (Mary Jo man, skillz that killz, all that ESPN crap worked).

Here’s what’s going down tomorrow, fun times people:

Centre Court (from 17.00hrs)
1. Vera Zvonareva vs. Caroline Wozniacki
2. Serena Williams vs. Elena Dementieva
3. Svetlana Kuznetsova vs. Venus Williams