Lamest post title ever? You got it. You know this post is Q bound now though!

Q-Man just wrapped up his revenge upon Rajeev “Battering” Ram, 75 63, and continues to roll. The Dude (the second seed) dropped to qualifier Bogomolov (I seriously can’t make up names these ridiculous/epic), and fourth seed Igor K dropped rather not-so-surprisingly, to American Odesnik.

This means that an inevitable battle of epic proportions is likely to take place between third seed, The Q-Man, and top seed Dimi Boresunov. Unfortunately, Fancy Dancy, who is up a set and apparently a game away from moving on, is likely face Mr. Top Seed. And then exact his revenge from Eastbourne. Its gonna happen, y’all. You can do anything you put your mind to, kids, never forget that.

I had hamburgers for dinner! They were delicious. And juicy. Speaking of Hamburg(ers) and juicy, Pico played Ferru today! Big fan of both though I obviously love the Pico a bit more, and he sadly lost in three sets (don’t you just hate the unrelenting “ah crap, he’s screwed” feeling after losing the second set?) but he’s been playing with some serious purpose of late, and its great to see Ferru back, despite his dorktastic hat. You are forgiven. This time.

In other news, German fave Kohlswhatever, and Sodomy both lost. Koyla knocked out Chardonnay (apparently a third round match against the dude who has been in the top 10 longer than time is your reward for winning your first ATP tourney), and Troicki and Hanescu moved on.

Oh, and while I’m on the topic of Sodomy and lose, WHAT is this?

Maybe I’m just jealous because I could see myself doing something this ridiculous with guitar in hand, but seriously. Spartacus? Russel Crowe? David and Goliath? I know you dethroned the King of Clay there for a minute, but you couldn’t knock out the Captain D-Bag in the final, so what is it REALLY worth? Ridiculous Roman armour with racket in hand, apparently.