So wtf? No Hamburg pics anywhere? At least not on the sites I normally go, OR the official site, and I’m too damn lazy to look anywhere else. Fail.

Gilly lost in three today, everyone is still baffled as to why he decided to play in Hamburg on the clay, instead of defending his title in Indy on the hard courts, and getting a head start to the long gruelling season. Maybe because he knows the hard court season is long, and would get a bigger rest losing early on the clay. Or that its a 500, and Indy is a 250. But I’m sure he would have gained more points from going deep in Indy than losing in the second round of Hamburg. Whatever dude, rest up.

In other Hamburg news, Boredo, Stan the Man, and the Melz all lost. So basically all these dudes were REALLY bored or just don’t really care right now. Either way I don’t get it. Just gaining points for the argument that clay tourneys post-Wimbley are a bit silly.

But in REAL news, Pico won! Knocking out the Youz-man in straights.

Nothing too nuts in Indy, Boresunov lost the second set and then served it out with a bagel, and Dudi “The Dude” Sela took out resident local captain d-bag Spadea. Too many mochizzles there dude. Or whatever you called them.

Not to sound like a sexist pig, but holy, women tourneys are a total snorefest, especially without Dina having played. CSN dropped out of Gastein, Shahar and Trumpet both won, though it took Alize three long sets.

Slovenia, AMG lost, the second seed, pretty well creating a golden road to the trophy for Dina at this point, and the Dushbag won too, knocking out Garbin.