Weird. The Scales Of Mo were out in full force today, as every top seed/favourite won their match. What is possibly even more weird is that the last four remaining women are the top four seeds. Oh Mo, the things you can do on your day off. I quickly Googled my brain to find out the last time that happened in a slam, and I got back the result of “a long fuckin’ time”. No one seems to have noticed, oddly.
We shouldn’t be surprised by the Williams sisters crackin’ through, its what they do, and yes, Dinara should have won her match today. What IS weird is that Lena has made a Wimbley semi-final AGAIN and that Dina made a Wimbley semifinal. Would anyone have guessed that? Likely not. The other hilarious thing is that next to no one has been paying attention to Lena, she wasn’t even on ESPN or NBC as far as I saw today. She’s also been tearing shit up. I’d at least give her a chance to cause Serena some trouble. Not unlike another number 4 ranked player, if I remember correctly…
Way to go, top 4 ladies, you took care of business. Now its time to see if the Russians can stop the Sisters. Sven bless us all.
Well, Sven and Mo work in mysterious ways. Can that be said of four expected outcomes? Probably not. Perhaps they’re busy confabbing over how to make Fed lose tomorrow. I hear Nole and his family have some clout. But then the dream of Nole handing Fed his ass is gone… decisions, decisions.
Congrats to the four chicas. No points for guessing the outcomes of their SFs
Ajde, Nole!!!!!!!!
or should I say
ADJE, Onle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Smurfy Falcon FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(hope y’all like excessive !s and ellipses
Oh FFS, lol. This is also me testing replies. THIS. IS A TEST.
I am so glad Serena beat Vika battle of the bitches! Not that I am a Serena fan, but I can’t stand Vika. She looks like a slut. Now I hope Venus wins it all.
AJDE ANA!
In the Battle*
Curtis no need to call Vika a slut, ffs. Well I knew after a couple of games that Serena was going to win. She was in killer form. Lena can beat her if she doesn’t do her usual choke job. Dina well it has been a good tourney for her, really don’t think she can beat Venus after what I saw today.
Someone very wise once said “Does this shit work?”
(I’m testing my avatar.)
Anyway, Vika’s a bitch, might be a slut, too, Curtos, but whatevs. She’s awesome as hell. I wish she’d slut it up with Nando. Make that happen, please, Sven. That would rock.
This shit works! And Vika+Nando would pwn the world,might make it grind to a halt though!